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Title: Not Looking for Trouble (1/3)
Author: Strangevisitor7
Beta: Thanks to [profile] pen37 for the beta and for Chloe.
Prompt: #40:Sight for [profile] crossovers100 My Claim is Duncan MacLeod and My table is here
Rated: PG
Fandom: HL, Smallville and SPN: Immortal!Dean ‘verse
Characters: Sam and Dean Winchester, Duncan MacLeod and Chloe Sullivan
Disclaimer: The characters you know and love all belong to their respective creators.
Summary: Between the chick reporter (Chloe) and his two boy scout companions (Mac and Sam), Dean needs a little time away and heads to the nearest bar.

Prologue: We Can't Keep Her, Chapter 1; Chapter 2; Chapter 3

A/N: The rest of the Immortal!Dean 'verse can be found in the Immortal!Dean Archive


Thanks to [profile] galathea_snb for my Header




Not Looking for Trouble



Chloe retreated into her room as if she were being chased by a krypto-freak.

Smooth Sullivan, very smooth, she thought as she slammed the door. She collapsed against it and tried to get her cool, level-headed demeanor back.

She’d gotten flustered when she’d accidentally snagged towel from around Dean's waist. Then she’d panicked like a rookie and bolted for the safety of her room.

She paused in her mental reprimand as she allowed herself a small smile, and a moment to think about Dean Winchester in all his glory.

No, no, no! She launched herself into the room, pacing. She shook the image of his clean, naked body from her mind resolutely. She would not, could not, think of ‘Dean the obnoxious’ that way. He was the pain in her ass and there was no way she was going to let him get under her skin.

Focus. Mentally, she turned her attention back to the story that Sam told her. About how they were hunters and how they tracked down demons and monsters in order to save ordinary people and make the world a better place.

While they called themselves hunters, Chloe had a better name for what they were: Heroes. She knew heroes. She worked with them every day through the Justice League. But she couldn’t really report on the spandex crowd. She was too close to the story for that. And that galled her.

She had been sitting on the biggest stories on the planet since she was eighteen, and she couldn’t tell them. But Lois could and did. And she’d won a Pulitzer for it.

So hearing Sam’s story sent a tingle of excitement through her. Here was a new group of heroes. Ones who didn’t have secrets of the I’m an alien variety that she would have to protect. Their story was fair game. Ordinary citizens. Hunting things. Saving people. Without powers to aide them. That was a story that she could sink her teeth into.

She circled the room once more when a knock on the door startled her out of her mental ramblings.

"Chloe? It's Duncan. Are you alright?"

Taking a deep breath, she opened the door. "Yeah, I’m fine." She stepped aside to allow him inside.

"Dean takes some getting used to." Duncan offered sympathetically.

"That’s polite," smiled Chloe. "He’s a misogynistic womanizer with delusions of sexual grandeur."

"He’s not that bad."

“Easy for you to say. You don’t have breasts.” Chloe shook her head.

"True," Duncan laughed, "but trust me, it’s only because he’s concerned about having civilians, like you, on the hunt."

"Right," Chloe smirked, "and it has nothing to do with trying to bed me just to win the argument."

Duncan knew that Chloe and Dean might never get along but if they were going to travel together he was at least going to get them in the same room again. Right now, Sam was working on getting Dean to behave.

"Look, come on back. The worst thing you can do is hide out here and let Dean think he did win."

"I’m not hiding," Chloe insisted indignantly. "I just had a terrible shock."

Duncan didn’t call her on her embarrassment, "Are you recovered? Because you should know that Dean lost the vote."

"Vote?"

"To send you back to Metropolis."

"I hate to break it to you but nobody sends me anywhere I don’t want to go."

"I know that," Duncan reassured her. He was starting to really like Chloe. She reminded him so much of Amanda. Nobody ever told Amanda what to do either. Woman like that made life very interesting. Too bad Dean hadn’t figured that out, yet.

"How about dinner? I hear the hotel has a pretty good restaurant," Duncan offered.

"I suppose Dean has to come,” She said sourly.

"You can’t let him have the last word, now can you?" Duncan pushed.

Chloe sighed, "True. Best to face my personal demon before he thinks he got the best of me."

"Demon Dean?" Duncan grinned as he ushered her out the door.

******************************

When Sam opened the door, Duncan could see the anger written plainly on his face.

"What’s happened, now?" Duncan knew the brothers were closer than any two people he’d ever seen but he often wondered how they had survived without a mediator. Sometimes he felt like a referee.

"Dean took off. Went to find the nearest bar and…," Sam paused eyeing Chloe.

"… a willing woman," Chloe finished for him with a roll of her eyes. "He couldn’t handle a woman who wasn’t impressed with his magnificent manliness."

Sam snickered as he shook his head, "And here I thought you were immune. Magnificent. Dean. Really."

Chloe sputtered, "No… I just meant…I was speaking... oooh never mind."

Sam broke out in full laughter, "I’m so disappointed." Chloe reached over and smacked him on the arm.

"Hey, what was that for?"

"That’s for lumping me in with every girl that’s ever been dumb enough to fall for one of your brother’s lines. You know what I meant." Chloe continued to glare at Sam until he relented; throwing his arms up in surrender.

"I’m truly sorry. I should have known better."

Chloe smiled in forgiveness, "It doesn’t surprise me that Dean can set every one on edge even when he’s not here."

Duncan had been watching the interaction with amusement when his eyes strayed to Dean’s bed.
"Sam!" The concern in Duncan’s voice demanded their attention.

Sam looked over to see Duncan gesturing toward Dean’s sword. "Oh, no!"

"Call him. Get him back here now!" Duncan commanded.

Chloe studied the two men. She was missing something. Their concern seemed out of proportion with Dean just heading off to a bar. She knew Dean and Duncan carried swords but Sam didn’t. She mentally filed that away for later. Still, why would he need more that his wallet and his best lines? She was drawn out of her musings to the sound of "Smoke on the Water" coming from the bathroom. Sam reentered the room holding Dean’s discarded jeans.

Sam and Duncan exchanged stricken looks. Sam seemed near panic.

"I may be new here," Chloe interrupted, "but I’m pretty sure Dean can handle himself in a bar."

Neither man acknowledged her. "Mac, you don’t think we really need to worry."

Duncan dragged a hand over his face and grimaced. "In my experience, bad things always happen when you’re least prepared."

Sam nodded. "Mine too," he confirmed ruefully.

"Okay, I’m going to need some answers." Chloe forced herself between them. "I’m pretty sure Dean isn’t hunting in a bar and I’m guessing he doesn’t need his sword to pick up woman. You two want to explain why you’re both in a panic."

The men looked down at her, blinking as if they’d forgotten that she was in the room.

"You know what I mean. That sword," she emphasized pointing at the one on Dean’s bed. "Why is that sword so important?"

"Sorry, Chloe. It’s because that…," Sam hesitated and looked at Duncan for help. He was the one with experience lying about swords. Duncan opened and closed his mouth and then shrugged.

Sam tried again, "It’s because Dean should always be armed and…"

Chloe held up a hand to stop Sam’s rambling, "Fine don’t tell me but please don’t even try to lie to me, Sam Winchester because you suck at it."

Sam started in surprise, "Usually I’m a very good liar but it seems not with you."

“I’m pretty talented with reading people,” She countered.

"Chloe," Mac interrupted. "It could be nothing but I’m not willing to risk it. Maybe we can tell you the rest later but right now we need to find Dean. You just have to accept that."

"Well, then we’re going to need transportation," Chloe was willing to put her curiosity aside. She knew she’d get her answers later.

Sam smiled and pulled a metal rod out of his duffle. "Transportation isn’t a problem."

"No wonder you boys got along so well with Richie," Duncan laughed. "Let’s go steal us a car." Grabbing Dean’s sword, he headed out of the room. The other two hot on his heels.

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Date: 2007-09-30 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sixpacschic.livejournal.com
I like this 'verse. Can't wait for more.

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Date: 2007-10-01 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strangevisitor7.livejournal.com
Thanks. more soon :)

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Date: 2007-09-30 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muses-circle.livejournal.com
I love, love, love the Duncan/Chloe banter. It's almost as good as Dean/Chloe banter! LOLOL! Got some great one-liners in this fic, too, that had me rolling! Oh, I like your Chloe. And Sam? Sam's plain adorable, trying to lie to her, and she totally called him on it. ;)

And this is in three parts? WHOO HOO! Can't wait to read more!

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Date: 2007-10-01 12:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strangevisitor7.livejournal.com
Thanks for the love! Duncan is an even bigger boy scout than Sam. I want him to become something of a father figure to the Winchester's.

It just stuck me that no one should be able to lie to Chloe - not after years spent with Clark

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Date: 2007-10-01 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muses-circle.livejournal.com
No, Chloe is definitely the best walking lie detector test I've seen in fiction. And I can totally see Duncan as the Winchesters' father figure. It's not like he's going anywhere, right? And he's definitely got a soft spot for them. ;)

(no subject)

Date: 2007-10-01 01:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strangevisitor7.livejournal.com
Well as long as i have 85 more crossover100 stories to write - Duncan is going to be around for a long time. :)





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Date: 2007-10-01 01:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trystan830.livejournal.com
Amanda!! *eeee*

ok. i'm good.

and not looking for trouble? yeah right. LOL.

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Date: 2007-10-01 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strangevisitor7.livejournal.com
Well they don't actually have to look because trouble will find them.

I'm thinking that Amanda has to show up soon. Maybe the next story.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-10-01 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trystan830.livejournal.com
hehehe... trouble always finds them, yes!!

oooh, and can Nick show up too??? *flails*

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Date: 2007-10-01 01:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trystan830.livejournal.com
Nick Wolfe? Paul Johannson? (that's not spelled right)

uhm. he was in HL:The Raven... the only HL i really really watched. :D

(no subject)

Date: 2007-10-01 01:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strangevisitor7.livejournal.com
Oh, Sorry never saw the Raven. Heck I only just finihed watching HL all the way through this month. I never watched it when it aired but now i'm obsessed.

I thought you meant Nicholas Lea who played Corey. Cause him - I may bring back.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-10-01 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trystan830.livejournal.com
it's ok... i watched The Raven when SciCrap reaired it. i love Wolfe. *guh*

Nick Lea is cute too.....

(no subject)

Date: 2007-10-01 02:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strangevisitor7.livejournal.com
Looks like i have to get the HL spin-off now! SciCrap [g]

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Date: 2007-10-01 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trystan830.livejournal.com
heheh..... oh yeah. Paul was yummy as Nick, and since you haven't seen it... well, i think it was only one season....

SciCrap
you like that? *hee*

(no subject)

Date: 2007-10-01 02:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strangevisitor7.livejournal.com
Especially those cheesy Saturday movies - definitely SciCrap

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Date: 2007-10-01 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trystan830.livejournal.com
LOL!!! oh yeah.

and the treatment of their shows.... First Wave, Forever Knight, Farscape, Invisible Man, Sliders.... uhm.

yeah.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-10-01 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strangevisitor7.livejournal.com
The list goes on. First Knight - ABC is redoing that show but they are calling it Moonlight!

(no subject)

Date: 2007-10-01 02:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trystan830.livejournal.com
that'd be Forever Knight... and CBS is doing Moonlight. funny, i just posted an entry around that....

(no subject)

Date: 2007-10-01 02:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strangevisitor7.livejournal.com
Ok *head desk* glad you knew what I meant. and i saw you post right after my screwy reply.

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Date: 2007-10-01 03:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trystan830.livejournal.com
heheh... it's ok. :D

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Date: 2007-10-04 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pipersmum.livejournal.com
Great start the Chloe/Duncan banter was fun too!!

QUOTE
Nobody ever told Amanda what to do either. Woman like that made life very interesting. Too bad Dean hadn’t figured that out, yet. /QUOTE
I am sure it won't be long before Dean figures that out ;)

Off to read the next part.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-10-04 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strangevisitor7.livejournal.com
Thanks trying to give all the characters their time with Chloe before I give her back to Pen37. :)

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Date: 2008-05-27 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prncssflutterby.livejournal.com
Stupid Dean for leasving without his sword and phone. The big dummy!

Sammy's gonna steal a car. *snickers*

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Date: 2008-05-27 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strangevisitor7.livejournal.com
Yep, He's still new to this Immortal stuff and Chloe had him flustered.

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Date: 2008-05-28 04:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prncssflutterby.livejournal.com
He may be new to the Immortal stuff but it was still pretty dumb of him. Though I think he learned something outta it, which wow Dean learned something after only one dumb move.

Still gotta love it.

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Date: 2008-05-28 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] strangevisitor7.livejournal.com
Let's just say he never makes that mistake again but keeps hearing about it even 500 years in the future. DO you really think CHloe would ever let him forget [g]

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Date: 2008-05-28 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prncssflutterby.livejournal.com
She shouldn't let him forget it. Otherwise he'll do it again cause he forgot.

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